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Monday, January 31, 2011

How to Hug a Baby



1. First, find a baby.

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2. Second, be sure that the object you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

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3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

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4. The 'paw slide': Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.

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5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented 'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

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