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Wednesday, March 4, 2009

The Blizzard

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.


Mrs. Smith


Billy Coffey said...

I. LOVE. This.

Travis said...

This is a classic, and a testimony to the innocence of youth!

Rosslyn Elliott said...

LOL! Thanks for the lift.

Avily Jerome said...

That's hilarous!!! I love it! Thanks for sharing- brightened my day!